Children: Sadie Madison and Sunny Madeline
Okay, before you say anything: I know that Adam Sandler is not the most attractive guy in the world, but he managed to bag a beautiful woman in the form of Jackie. She used to be an actress and a model, so we know that guys with a sense of humor can definitely get the girl.
That being said, only one of their kids seems to have inherited Jackie’s good looks. Sadie resembles her Dad so much, I pity the poor kid. Here’s to hoping that Sadie grows into her looks and starts resembling her Mom after puberty, and only holds onto her Dad’s sense of humor. Also, the cats and myself are hoping that Adam grows out of his frat boy fashion sense by that time.