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Billy Ray Cyrus & Tish Cyrus

Billy-Ray-Cyrus-Tish-Cyrus-ImageChildren: Brandi, Trace, Miley Ray, Christopher Cody, and Noah Lindsey

I know that people make fun of Billy Ray’s mullet from his Achy Breaky Heart days, but I gotta admit that he’s not a bad looking guy. He’s actually quite handsome and his wife, Tish is an okay-looking woman. However, their kids—wow.

Tish, your genes dominate, girl! All your kids look like you in some way, and we all know that Miley used to be the most attractive until she started taking fashion and career advice from jungle birds. Should we even mention your son, Trace? I have no qualms about tattoos, but I do have issues with how he carries them. Is he aware that the Internet compares him to a horse? I know, it’s mean, but tell your kids to make better life choices.

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