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Simon Cowell

Simon-Cowell-ImageFamous For:Being that mean former judge on “American Idol”. He’s also responsible for One Direction, so you better thank him, little girls.

Simon is a very catty human being. He’s not at all personable and has even made grown men cry while he was on “American Idol”. Simon is not fluffy, nor does it seem like he knows how to cuddle up to people.

Simon is quite good-looking, if you ask me. Or maybe it’s just his British-ness that makes him attractive? But we’d all have to agree that Simon does not look good while pulling silly faces. He actually looks better mean and stoic when he’s on TV.

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